My Boyfriend..

MYYYYY boyfriend gave me an apple,
My boyfriend gave me a pair,
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips,
And he threw me down the stairs!
I gave him back his apple,
I gave him back his pair,
I gave him back his kiss on the lips
And I threw him down the stairs!
I threw him over London,
I threw him over France,
I threw him over the Harbour Bridge
And he lost his underpants!