Friday, April 3, 2009

Make sure you have bitching hair! But you see, I'm hear to learn about Hitler and his suspenders.
You can be sitting in the middle of the bush, make sure you're makeup is done! You don't want to freak out the Kangaroos with your pale skin, purple bags and cracked lips.
Tsk tsk.
And you should remember to put all of your eyeliner tubes in a straight line, in case you make the Green Fairy start singing the National Anthem with an Axle F soundtrack.
Pull you're undies up higher. HIGHER!!
*walks out of room in disgust*

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